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Slogan: Do unto others as they would do unto you. You never know when or if one of them will become your boss someday.
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Hello, my name is Jennifer!
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Insert your profile picture here!Occupation: Sudent
Home town: San Antoino, TX

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Astrological sign: Sagitarius





MORE ABOUT ME...

I joined this wiki because: Sounded like a fun website

The best word to describe me is: Friendly

Interests: Listening to music

Favorite movies: Don't have one right now

Favorite TV shows: CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Nashville Star (when it's on), NCIS, Touched By An Angel


My hero(es):



My superpower is:


If I could live anywhere, it would be: Texas


My dream job(s): Elementary School Teacher

What else you should know about me: I created a few wikis: http://miamisbulletgirl.wetpaint.com/ http://nashvillestar.wetpaint.com http://alexxwoods.wetpaint.com http://timothyspeedle.wetpaint.com http://ericdelkofans.wetpaint.com

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Horatio'sGirl
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
.:If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile:.
If you think we should watch Horatio Caine beat up Rick Stetler over Yelina Salas from "CSI: Miami," copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
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A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to www.fanfiction.net is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Copy and paste this in your profile if you think csi miami is awesome and should never end!
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
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IF YOU THINK MYSPACE IS STUPID AND THE PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY USE IT ARE AN IDIOT, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you hate how they put the earthquake report in with the weather report in California and say something like "Clear skys with a chance of total regional destruction." and don't know how to dress for that copy and paste this into your profile.
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You know You're addicted to CSI:Miami when... bold are things that I've actually done
...see a hummer and get all excited.
...leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene -at least I've pretended I was
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...when you hear gun or bullets, GSR, Blond, Southern ect. you think of Calleigh
...when you hear water/recovery or swimm in a race, Cuban you think of Eric
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it (The Who).
...know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...Write fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish (You know it)
...you go shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends (Always)
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs
..suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI. I perfer to act like Calleigh)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science
...you know what AFIS, CODIS, GSR and IAB mean and don't forget DOA
...when you know every time it comes on and watch it even if you've seen it (All the time)
...when you have September 22nd marked down on everythin
...when someone mentions the date September 22nd, you get excited!
...CSI:Miami became your bedtime story; you fall asleep each night watching one of them
...Write CSI Miami Every night before you go to sleep
...You almost cry when Alexx or Speed leave/die, Calleigh gets kidnapped and Eric goes missing Copy and past into your profile (I cryed a little when Calleigh started to cry when Eric went missing)
...You still get freaked out every time the episode where Eric And Natalia have a pregancy scare- (more for hiphugger fans)


You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
And of course this ...

26 sweet thing a guy would do
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
And this ...

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!


ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.


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Paige10356 I love ur page 1 Dec 2 2009, 2:59 PM EST by Horatio'sGirl
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i totally agree with u on the h and stetler thing! and i love ur page! lol
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bumbdeal6 H and Stetler 0 Jul 1 2009, 10:37 AM EDT by bumbdeal6
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Yes, I agree with you on that!
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Sylviane profile 1 May 26 2009, 10:34 PM EDT by Horatio'sGirl
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Hello Jennifer.
I love your profile, it's great
It's total rocks.
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Horatio'sGirl What's your favoret...? 1 May 26 2009, 5:48 PM EDT by Sylviane
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What's your favoret CSI: Miami show and charecter? Why?
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