CMIAOD

CSI: Miami Obsessive Disorder

Possible symptoms of CSI: Miami Obsessive Disorder:

• You start to watch TV shows or movies that have actors or actresses from CSI: Miami, even if you don't like the theme.
• You know the name of the re-run by the previews
• You can not wait for Monday
• You hum the opening song all the time
• You dream about one of the characters becoming your spouse
• You watch the DVDs over and over and over and over.... {again}
• You find ways to get the subject to CSI: Miami, if it changes you find ways to get it back to CSI: Miami
• Your friends have had private conversations about how much you are obsessed with CSI: Miami
• You adopt some of the characters personality traits {i.e. Putting on your sunglasses and exiting}
• You can think up a fanfiction story in two minutes or under
• You name your children after characters in the show
• You dust for fingerprints to see who has been through your stuff
• You know all the songs heard in CSI: Miami and have them all on your MP3 player or iPod
• When walking along the street you see something and think "That reminds me about that one episode..." OR "That would be a really cool episode if..."
• You hear someone talking about the show and strike up conversation even if you have never met before
• The CSI: Miami wiki is your homepage {the page that is seen when you open up your internet browser}
• You answer the office phone: "Good afternoon Horatio Caine's office"
  
• OR you answer your home phone/cellphone: "Hello! Miami-Dade Crime Lab, how may I help you?"
• Every item on your birthday wishlist has the words "CSI: Miami" in it somewhere
• You know all the characters background information
• You have the spoiler thread on Talk CSI as your most viewed page.
• You unplug the phone when the show comes on.
• You cant help smiling any time you see an advert for a Horatio.
• You watch travel programs about Miami and point out the areas that were shown in CSI: Miami
  

NOTE: These symptoms may not apply to everyone. If you experiance one or more of these symptoms please contact your local TV guide for times and dates of upcoming CSI: Miami episodes. Additional symptoms may include:

• Quickened heartrate while viewing ANY episode
• Sudden saddness while viewing any episode with a plot involving a main character
• A couch-potato like state on any Monday a new episode of CSI: Miami is on

Or in some rare cases, disgust with CSI: Miami is present. This symptom is VERY rare but could happen to any one of you. To avoid this last, disasterous symptom eat well, excersise regularly and watch CSI: Miami moderately... When possible.